Monday, April 17, 2006

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

My friend Blue Buddah sent me this joke and I nearly died laughing

So of course, I had to share it with you here.

Two ladies talking in heaven

1st woman
: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman
: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman
: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman
: How Horrible!

1st woman
: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to ! get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman
: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman
: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman
: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.!

Laughter frees the soul,
Letting it soar to new heights,
Bringing new insights.


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