I saw this posting on Fridae by Monoxx and had to present it here.
It's a twist on an old joke, but it's so appropriate for the new newlyweds.
Here's the posting:
Some house rules from a gay couple
A typical gay macho man married a typical gay good-looking man and after their wedding, the macho man laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home as and when I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any communts?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not."...