At leat it's not a letter / email

I saw this on another blog that I read pretty religiously and thought, "Sure, I'll tackle this."

1. What time did you get up this morning? first time at 2:30AM, couldn't sleep. went back to bed at 4:30 (after jacking off) and woke up at 7:25AM.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds, but only because I'm a totally money grubbing whore, unless you're talking about Tahitian Pearls, I'd love one (or a few) of those. I'd string them up and make a really nice cockring. I used to sell jewelry wholsale :)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Dukes of Hazard
4. What is your favorite TV show? Right now, it's either Gilmore Girls or Battlestar Galatica
5. What did you have for breakfast? Corn cherry scone with Lipton brand Iron Goddess of Mercy tea (imported from Hong Kong)
6. What is your middle name? Howard is my middle name
7. What is your favorite cuisine? edible, hey, i have food allergies, eating something can kill me. Any meal I can enjoy and walk away afterwards is a great one.
8. What food do you dislike? Stuff with meat or dishes that are so overly spiced that you can't taste the meal. This includes practically all the spicy dishes that's so popular now.
9. Your favorite Potato chip? Salt n Vinegar or Baked Ruffles
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I have too many to choose only one. The Gorillaz is pretty kewl.
11. What kind of car do you drive? 1990 Honda Accord named Murphy (for Murphy's Law), currently sitting in my driveway, waiting to be sold off.
13.What characteristics do you despise? dishonesty, flakeyness, pretentiousness, stuff like that.
14. Favorite item of clothing? I really don't like wearing clothes, if i could get away with it, i'd run around naked. so everything else is just a disguise. so i'm in drag everyday.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation,where would you go? Probably a backpacking trip in Thailand or Japan. I went there before and had a great time.
16. What color is your bathroom? Off White with wood trim and chrome accents. I tried to accent it with blue.
17. Favorite brand of clothing? See #14... i don't really like any particular brand. i look at the individual pieces for the quality of material and workmanship. that's what i get for having a mom that was a seamstress.
18. Where would you want to retire to? Hawaii or Thailand
19. Favorite time of day? Evening, right after I get off work hahaha
20. Where were you born? Hong Kong
21. Favorite sport to watch? team domination and mass pileups, in other words...football. oh you're serious? in that case, tag team fucking *grin*
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? since i'm not really sending this, i don't expect anyone to really do this.
23. Person you expect to send it back first? people who really should get a hobby or figure out a way to solve world hunger.
24. What laundry detergent do you use? Method for HE washers, this shit is amazing!
25. Coke or Pepsi? neither, i don't drink sodas. i only drink, water, tea or juice.
26. Are you a morning person or night owl? night owl. although i've kinda gotten used to waking up in the unnatural time when the sun is out.
27. What size shoe do you wear? 11
28. Do you have pets? no, i play with my friend's tho. Charlotte and Alberta seem to really like sleeping on or near me at Scott's place.
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? i welcomed my new nephew (#11) into this world last week. he's 6 days old today :)
30. What did you want to be when you were little? many things, but really anything, as long as i was rich.
31. Favorite Candy Bar? don't really eat candy bars, i do have a sweet tooth, so i'll buy holiday candy after the holiday is over to get it all on sale for really cheap.
32. What is your best childhood memory? walking around and discovering the world around me. things really look different when you're really short and people say things thinking you don't understand what they're saying.
33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Receptionist, Administrative Assistant, Office Manager, Sales Clerk, Waiter, Youth Commission Member, HIV Prevention Program Coordinator, HIV Research Study Supervisor, Youth Conference Coordinator, Whore, etc... not in order btw
34. What color underwear are you wearing? skin, i usually go commando (i blame my first bf Matt)
35. Nicknames: Howie, Duck, Bookworm, IQ Jai, Keroppi (at different times in my life)
36. Piercing? yes nips and ear lobes
37. Eye color? brown
38. Ever been to Africa? nope
39. Ever been toilet papering? nope, but only in a street fair
40. Love someone so much it made you cry? yeah, kinda scary how much i cried.
41. Been in a car accident? yes, a few all with me as a passenger and not my fault
42. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
43. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
44. Favorite restaurant? too many to mention.
45. Favorite flower? tuberose or orchid
46. Favorite ice cream? Stkyrice's avocado, or my caramel ice cream.
47. Disney or Warner Brothers? hmmmm, either really. i love animation. i'm a huge anime fan, esp yaoi hehehe
48. Favorite fast food restaurant? Jamba juice
49. What color is your bedroom carpet? brown, it was already chosen for me and i had no choice in the matter. so i got a huge king size bed to cover most of the room.
50. Failed your drivers test? never. passed my driver's test the very first time with a score of 97. points were taken off cuz i was asked what the speed limit was. i answered 25, it was 35.
51. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Stkyrice
52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? i could live at the mall / shopping center. i'm a huge shopaholic.
53. What do you do most often when you are bored? read a book or play video games while listening to my ipod.
54. Bedtime? usually after 1am
55. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? anyone's really, i love learning about other people
56. Last person you went to dinner with? Scottie
57. Ford or Chevy? i prefer japanese cars, like Honda or the Smart car.
58. What are you listening to right now? energy 92.7 online
60. Lake, Ocean or river? Ocean
61. How many tattoos do you have? one, it covers my back.
62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the alien that genetically modified the plant that eventually became the egg/chicken
63. How many people are you sending this Email to? no idea, i don't count how many people read my blog
64. Time you finished this e-mail? 4:40PM

So that's it...
if you're reading this and really want to answer these questions, please do so and send me the link if it's in a blog. or you can always answer it here in my comments :)

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